shitispuffinup:

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

(via awfullymad)

misdens:

Friend: I really love your sense of humour!!

Me: haha thanks I stole it off someone else 

Friend: what 

Me: what

(Source: gumbubbles, via elf-heart)

we-are-the-average-wallflowers:

life is so complicated and I just want to nap with you

(via lmfao)